butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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