I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
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I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
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My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I am mentally ready for anal.
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