she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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