I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
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