halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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