There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
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Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
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I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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