Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
It's Friday. Sex?
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Randomize
