Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking