mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
I think my vagina is haunted
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
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FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
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Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.