Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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