I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
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Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
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A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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