Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
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He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
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Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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