What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
How does one acquire holy water?
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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