He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
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Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
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I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
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