these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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