I skipped work to stalk him.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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