No awkward lesbian experiences without me
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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