My nipple is on Facebook.
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
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Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
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He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
He? As in you personified your dick?
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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