Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
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I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
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So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
I need a hoe opinion
go on
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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