i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
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