I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
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she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
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I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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