don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
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Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
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I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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