THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
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