I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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