spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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