so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
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Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
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Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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