She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
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