I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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