I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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