the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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