I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
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Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
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Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
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