I don't think brook has ever known best
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
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