A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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