I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
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She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
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you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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