So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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