This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
