When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
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