Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
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Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
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I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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