what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
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