I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
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