I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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