no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Michael Bay diarrhea
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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