Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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