Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
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I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
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Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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