I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
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