How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
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it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
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he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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