I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize