Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Who did Billy Mays play for?
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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