You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
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