Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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