ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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