You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
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So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
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In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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