No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
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