I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
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I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
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Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
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