He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
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Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
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I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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