people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
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Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
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that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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